Yes, the title says it all and for a change I am not going to mince my words…well I will try not to mince them too much.
After having read the first installment of the 50 shades series, I am one hundred percent convinced that EL James, the author of this series, is in fact a psuedonym for widely know and well published author who has had made millions on her debut series of novels.
Yes…EL James is none other than Stephanie Meyer.
And to make it worse…she couldn’t even think of an original storyline but in fact stole from herself.
50 Shades and Twilight are the same novels…just remove the vampires and werewolves, make all the characters a little older and add some porn…wait… Make that a lot of porn.
Anastasia Steele is Bella Swan:
Socially inept girl that has never had a boyfriend or lost her virginity. Actually quite pretty but has a really low self esteem with a lip biting problem. Very smart and loves reading old English literature that mimics her life circumstances. Stays in a cold rainy wet city with little sunshine. An eccentric mother that lives in a hot sunny city miles away from her daughter. Has a male friend who has the hots for her and she only sees him as a brother and a best friend who is completely self absorbed.
Christian Grey is Edward Cullen:
The adopted son of wealthy parents, one being a doctor. Handsome, intense and dangerous. A very jealous man that believes in as little “meaningful” physical contact as possible. Someone that love playing sad sack songs on the piano alone and serious stalker issues.
The storyline is virtually the same:
Two people that would never under normal circumstances fall for each other but due to his serious issues – Christian is a Bdsm nut and Edward a vampire.
The heroine deals with the conflict of being a good girl and saying no to the possessive stalker boyfriend but mostly kisses his ass all the time while obsessing about him and the way he moves, talks, kisses and other darker sexual talents. Nevermind the fact that she is actually a sex addict (yes Bella Swan is a sex addict…just read their honeymoon trip over).
Did I mention that both Anastasia and Christian even in their twenties don’t like clubbing and going to pubs and drinking and listening to current music.
No they stay @ home and listen to classical music?
Good Lord…just close your eyes and you will see that the only man that can play Christian Grey is Robert Pattinson and the only peron who can play Bella…oops…I meant Anastasia is none other than Kristin Stewart.
And you’d think Stephanie Meyer would’ve brushed up on her writing skills…but no…50 Shades takes the cake in shitty handwriting…Inner Godess my Ass!!!!
Never mind that, but she makes a bestseller again with the same drivel!
We are tired of being told that we should have and pursue a relationship with a seriously fucked up, obsessive, controlling, stalker Sadist that has a bag load of money and is more miserable than pig shit.
And if you want tips on great sex…buy a porn magazine. They say a picture is worth a thousand words….hell I would say most porn mags are in fact literary genius compared to the vomit inducing rubbish that is know as 50 Shades(Twilight for Adults).
Please excuse me while my Inner Goddess puke a little bit in her mouth!