I have to mention it, after keeping my enthusiasm at bay for about a month, I am officially ready to say:
“FUCK YEAH…H2O HERE I COME!”
Why the caps? Why the exclamation mark? Why the cussing? Why the undoubtable excitement?
Well I am not 100% sure. You see, I have never been to an H20 event before. I have always wanted to go, but my “soon to be” ex was never interested(he had a “been there done that” attitude) and thought it pointless to take me. For many people it is just another rave, and a friend of mine was not so very interested in going until a month ago(something about it not being her “scene”).
I had decided to go to H2O about the same time I decided to get a divorce. Obviously it was about spreading my wings, doing the things I wanted to do, experiencing everything that I previously couldnt. My excitement at this time was probably at a 2 on a scale of 1 to 10, I have never been to a “rave” before so I have no experience to judge it on.
Cue drum roll….enter Schalk and Jaco.
If ever you are looking for the two biggest groupies of H20, it must be them. These boys live, breathe and eat “Water”. I believe they are in constant preparation for the event(as there is always another one just around the corner). They have dieted, pumped iron, spent who knows how much on clothing and nevermind the constant facebook updates. Yes, virtually every day either one of them has had to remind the world of how stoked they are that H2O is yet another day closer. And then there are photos….hundreds of them! Nevermind the fact that their tickets were bought as soon as they hit the shelves but on the day of H2O they are snubbing a breakfast that myself and the Minks are making in favour of the event.
Yeah it might be dangerous having a blonde and a redhead in the kitchen, but seriously? Who says no to FREE BREAKFAST?
Well they do, apparently there is a spot in VIP that has to be taken and God forbid they dont get it.
In short these Bad Boys are obsessed. And when you happen to be friends with two H2O Obsessed Bromantic Burgers you are in deep trouble. You are bound to be sucked into their twisted vortex of anticipation and excitement. It has gotten to the point where I live breathe and eat the event. I’m obsessed with what sandals to wear, I’m drinking green tea(I dont know why either) and eating salad for the rest of the week just to make sure I’m looking my most fabulous best.
A special mention goes to Minks….she almost gave us all heart failure when we heard she had not acquired the golden ticket as yet…that would have been an EPIC FAIL! Distaster, thank goodness, was averted(I have literally just had confirmation)
And to top it all off, my Divorce is finalized on Friday..can anyone say…