My Child

I don’t speak much about her but she is the very reason I am where I am today.  I live and breathe for her. I was going through my external hard drive and stumbled across photos of heras a baby. Looking at the photos and looking at Dayna now, I realize how quickly time passes, and how precious it is.

I am thankful to have the time I have to spend with her.

 ”That’s the nature of being a parent” … “You’ll love your children far more than you ever loved your parents, and — in the recognition that your own children cannot fathom the depth of your love — you come to understand the tragic, unrequited love of your own parents.”

Ursula Hegi

My Chubby Cheeks
October 2008

Things I Cannot Live Without: COFFEE NOW!

Mmm…the smell of shitty coffee in the morning…nothing quite does it like the first shot of caffeine into your system as soon as you wake up.

I am really not all that fussy about coffee. Pass me the Ricoffy and I will be just as happy as if it were the more expensive brands of coffee such as Douw Egberts or Kopi Luwak(that’s the coffee made out of animal droppings…”Yum Yum Animal Shit Coffee!” she cries sarcastically).

I guess that makes me a coffee addict as opposed to a coffee connoisseur.

Last time I heard, Whitney Houston talking about coffee she was not saying: “Caffeine is Whack” so cheap and nasty coffee is fine so long as it kicks my ass out of bed in the morning. I hear all you snotty types that want to spend a fortune on coffee screaming your protests but you can all go fuck yourselves and your expensive coffee.

The best place to have coffee…well if you read my posts then you most likely know what I am about to say:

The Mountains.

Like you didn’t see that coming.

When it’s colder than a witches tit outside your tent and your shoes are literally frozen, nothing quite cheers you up like a cup of cheap and nasty tar black coffee in a tin cup.

Hell coffee with anything is pretty awesome.

Coffee with a Cigarette.

Coffee with the Paper.

Coffee with a book.

Coffee while checking mail.

Coffee while on your tea break.

Coffee while working.

Coffee during lunch.

Coffee while surfing the net.

Coffee while pretending to work.

Coffee after work.

Coffee after sex.

Coffee while studying.

Coffee while driving.

COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE

Did I mention Coffee?

COFFEE.

For those of you who don’t drink coffee, the ones that prefer tea or protein shakes in the morning…you know what you can do hey?

DRINK A CUP OF SHITTY COFFEE.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Mountain Porn And Folk Rock

 

“…Stretch out my life
And pick the seams out
Take what you like
But close my ears and eyes
Watch me stumble over and over…”

*Lover of the Light*

Mumford & Sons

 

Adventure

Sex, Lies and Relationships

I don’t profess to know anything about relationships, in fact I know very little, though what makes anyone an expert when it comes to relationships anyway? We may have psychologists that specialize in the field on love, marriage and relationships but I believe they can only be a guide or offer insights into the mechanics of relationships.

In the end you are the one that has to make choices, based on what you have already dealt with, what you are dealing with and what you are prepared to deal with in the future.

So what does this have to do with me and my love life, or lack thereof?

Well, I have some insights regarding this subject over the past few months. Some truths I can handle and some not so much, that I am trying to deal with or should I say ignoring flat out most of the time.

I spent most of my adult life in a long term relationship, part of that was marriage and the end was divorce. Looking back I cannot blame my ex or myself for what happened but I can only look back and be thankful that instead of a long, drawn out, painful ending to our marriage, we both did what would be best for our daughter.

This is not to say I did not leave without scars.

I realize now that I not only gave too much of myself but I sacrificed too much of myself. I was nineteen when I met my ex, young and impressionable and the reationship moulded me.

I became a shitty stepford mum.

By that I mean that I did what I could to be the perfect wife. Cooking of meals, dinner parties, domestic work, mothering and being dutiful to my husband.

The shitty part is that all through this I knew it was little more than an act. Deep down inside I knew that this was not the mould for me, there was more for me than being chained to the basin and washing machine.

Toward the end I felt trapped, caged into an existance that was not meant for me.

Fast forward to post divorce Goose.

Words that come to mind are: Wild, Untamed and Fiercely Independant.

Those words do not mix well with relationships.

My first relationship consisted of many nights drinking far too much for my liver to handle and far too much sex and not much else. I guess that is what a rbound is about? Looking back The Rocketeer mentioned this but I was caught up in a wave of post divorce elation to see it for exactly what it was.

The second relationship was pretty much the opposite, many dinners and movie nights and quite a bit of romance. The Vegetarian was very affectionate and this was something I did not deal with well at all. Imagine trying to break in a Wild Horse. That pretty much sums it up. It ended hardly before it began.

Since then I havent been in a relationship. Only series of false leads and dead ends.

I blame this almost entirely on my choices.

You see, there may have been great guys that were genuinely interested in me, men that I could have pursued “proper” relationships with but I either did not see them or ignored them flat out.

The men that I found myself interested in?

Unavailable. All of them. Either already in relationships or emotionally unreachable or way out of my league.

I am the type of woman that naturally gets along better with men on a friendly level. I enjoy physical competition(I used to do kickboxing, one girl in a class of men) and men arent as touchy as women are and I can be downright sarcastic and rude, which most women my age find inappropriate(I have very few female friends who get me or are pretty much the same as me, but very few).

I guess loud, sometimes arrogant, sarcastic, competitive and rude do not make for girlfriend material.
I am not the type to take home to your mother.

I’ve tried behaving…but again that does not gel with who I am at the moment.

I have done the stepford wife before and I am not too keen to take up that role again.
It doesnt mean I dont want a relationship.
It also doesnt mean that I do want a relationship.

This year I have been focused on my career and what I plan on doing for the rest of my life and this has left very little of my time, in fact virtually no time to indulge in relationships. I am either away in the Drakensberg or in the Pilanesberg or I am at home with my Daughter. At the moment I am not willing to give up either for a man.

This lifestyle fits in with my fear of committing to anyone pretty well. Even if I had the time for a relationship or tryng to find one I am almost in no doubt that I will be attracted to the same men that cannot commit to me. What I am putting out there is what I am getting…and that is no commitments.

It all boils down to me being petrified of sacrificing and giving myself up again to the one I love. And who will be able to deal with a woman that is never available, because there is no chance I will give up what I have now…not for anything.

Slim pickings then for me, isn’t it?

I had someone tell me that Bear Grylls would most likely be the perfect companion for me…about right…but he is unavailable isn’t he?

Besides…who would date a guy that drinks his own piss?

Maybe I could “Tap” that?

Hotel Heaven

Hotel Rooms.

Aren’t they luxurious?

There is nothing quite like booking into a 4/5 Star Hotel is there?

You know they are serious when they hand you a key card. The one you use to also activate the electricity in the room.

Crisp white sheets,king size beds, Fluffy white towels and those dinky containers of shower gel, shampoo and body cream.

I fall in love with these rooms. I also find it only fair to take full advantage of them by using every facility they offer at least once, the towels especially, I use all the towels, but before you think it, no, I do not steal the towels!

That’s just petty.

But as for those tiny shampoos and soaps, well those are all mine!!!

If there are shower and bath facilities I will use both, sometimes one right after the other. There’s just something about a hotel shower and bath that make you feel a little fresher and newer than the bathroom you have at home isn’t there?

Tonight I am staying in Shumba Valley Lodge. A beautiful hotel of sorts where the rooms are rondavels(thatched huts) with all the trimmings.

The cream smells like baby powder. So I smell like baby powder.

The shampoo smells like honey, so my hair smells like honey.

I’ve used the shower facilities and a little later I’ll be soaking in the bath.

And here I’d have to raise a complaint.

There is no bubble bath. Or bath salts.
How can one have a hot bath in a lodge without them?

It is a travesty of epic proportions.

I’m going to have to eat all their biscuits. And drink all their coffee and tea to make up for the injustice of it all.

Most of all I can’t wait to jump into bed and wrap myself up in those deliciously crispy fresh white sheets and surround myself with the whole six pillows they have placed on the bed.

And you can bet I’m going to use the air conditioner. And the television. Hell, I might even read the Bible (which, according to one of my clients, is the most stolen item in hotel rooms).

Let’s not forget breakfast in the morning. Sitting on a terrace overlooking the swimming pool, eating bacon and eggs.

Nom nom nom.

And don’t forget the telephone. The one you can call reception from.

Room Service?
Hotel Heaven!

Wait wait.

I have another complaint.

There are no “on the pillow” chocolates.

It’s a disaster.

I might have to ask for more coffee to make up for it.

The funniest thing.

Last weekend on I was sleeping in the snow on the ground freezing my ass off.

Would it be wrong to say I’d rather be back there?

To Be True

You don’t need years to gain wisdom you need experience.

Sometimes we have to experience the same things over and over in the form of failure to learn and evolve.

Life is about choices and we all do the best we can with the knowledge we have. I have had my share of choices, some of which were a disaster.

I started this year with only one resolution.

To be true to myself. To respect myself. To nourish myself.

I think I’ve done a fine job of it so far.

For the first time in my life I have a peace within me. That the work I am doing is in line with my hearts desires. That I can express myself knowing that those expressions reflect the soul inside me.

For the first time I can look myself in the mirror and be happy with the person staring back.

My passion for the mountains is far more than a fleeting crush. I have tested the theory enough to know this with certainty.

I’m not asking anyone to love me, or to understand me. I don’t even understand me.

I am evolving.

Things I Cannot Live Without: Music

I have vivid memories of a long gone era, when I was young and my parents were still married. When evenings were filled with music and dancing.

Some of the most special are of my father singing “Blueberry Hill” by Fats Domino or him crooning to “November Rain” by Guns and Roses. It was no surprise that most of these moments were when he was tipsy, sometimes not. He was a conservative man but through music he awakened. These were the times when he most displayed his affection, either with my mother, myself and my siblings and his extended family.

I remember going to a music festival with him when I was seventeen. Nevermind Oppi Koppi or Splashy Fen, I went to KKNK( the Klein Karoo Nationale Kunstefees – an arts festival in Oudtshoorn). Afternoons consisted of drinking cheap bottles of wine and listening to musicians, young, old, Afrikaans and English. I had to live in a tent for a week nd had to deal with my father trying to bum cigarettes off me as he had recently found out that I was a smoker. He had quit for two years, but that didnt deter him from asking. Being the good daughter I refused him a ciggy everytime.

Although I thought the trip might be boring…afterall I was 17 and a typical rebellious party animal daughter…I took the portunity to spend the little time I could with my dad as my parents were divorced and we didnt spend a lot of quality time with him back then.

Well, it is one I will never forget. Instead of watching me like a hawk he let me do pretty much what I wanted to. If I didnt want to spend tme with him I could walk through the small town of Oudtshoorn dropping in on little art shows and comedians, looking through flea markets and meeting some interesting people.

I remember sunshine and music. Blackie Swart singing “Luwe Lulu” and heaing some David Kramer and Koos Kombuis. I could barely speak Afrikaans back then, hell I stil do a shitty job of it, but it wasnt so much undersanding what they were singing about because it was about feeling.

And music is about feeling.

Music is about laughing and crying, about lifting the spirits or sometimes fueling your anger. The strumming of a guitar and the beat of a drum. A voice singing a tune, someone singing along, the clapping of hands and the movement of feet to tunes.

I remember my darkest moments, lying alone in my bed, the tears streaming like a flood; to the sounds of Pink, or Guns and Roses, or Matchbox 20 or Sara Barielles or Live. Has your heart ever been in so much anguish that you cannot breathe, your chest is caving in and in those moments you are so completely overcome with grief you feel you will die?

Have you ever been at a concert and they play your favourite song. Thousands of people dancing and singing to the same lyrics. Almost as if you are in trance. A feeling of complete elation and bliss that cannot be substitute?

It is true that I love the mountains, but second to the mountains is music. I cannot go long in this “Babylon” without it.

Benjamin Franklin Said It

“Those who give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety”

Mafadi – A Picture Is Worth A Thousand Words