It has dawned on me that since the advent of sms, bbm, twitter and facebook that people, especially those of the younger persuasion no longer give a fuck about grammar or spelling.
It is now cool to use “U” instead of you. And instead of asking “what are you doing” we resort to “wud”. Now I understand why this would’ve been used in sms and twitter, with the limit on characters imposed. But in BBM and Facebook there is an unlimited amount of characters one is allowed to use…to for heavens sake…don’t be a “twat” and write like a hormonal teenage girl drooling all over her Justin Bieber poster.
Not only do you assault us with language we have to try and decode but you let us know how immature and feeble your intelligence is.
The latest grammatical insult to us social network users has to be the. Random uSe of cApS lOcK iN a sEntEnCE…
Capitalisation in grammar is to highlight the beginning of a sentence or a proper noun…such as a city or of a persons name, etc. Capitalisation is also used in modern communication, ie: E mail, facebook, etc. As SHOUTING!
So when someone types a message like this:
I aM sO iN loVe wItH jUstiN BieBeR xXx
I want to shit myself….this is a fucking grammar attack on my brain…really…how is one supposed to read this? Are the capital letters a code for something? Perhaps….I personally think it is code for : “I’m a fucking idiot”.
And then there are people that can’t even spell….I think you should do yourself a fucking favour and get a dictionary….never mind the fact that your phone and computer have a thing called “spell check”. Use it fuck knuckle….you only come across as a completely illiterate asshole if you spell a simple word like “you” on facebook (yes that is for all you bastards and bitches that use “u”)
I dare you to spell check this….
PiEce OuTe XoxO