Search Terms Gone Wrong Part Two
10 Jan 2012 3 Comments
in Reality Tags: Funny, Humor, Search Terms
It’s that time again, time to review the latest and weirdest search terms leading people to my site.
Warning evil goose run away!!! - I may be a little cheeky, even naughty at times, but not evil…I don’t think.
Santa devouring children – now there’s a festive mental image for you.
Citati Ozivotu – this translates to Ozivotu mentioned, Ozivotu I have no idea.
Bull Dog Star Wars – I can only imagine that thisperson was looking for the spoof of Star Wars, Spaceballs.
Encouraging quotes after a Break up – Let me know when you find a few, because I don’t have any.
McDonalds working in the Kitchen – I love Mackies just asmuch as anyone but hey, I passed matric, so no burger flipping for me.
Those are relatively mild, but below are a few that have me preturbed:
Emo Lesbian - I dont think so. I might be a little depro at the moment but no, not emo. And lesbian? Far from. I love men wa to much to give them up.
Fuck Buddy In Benoni - Err….ja…someone was googling this and came to my site? Thanks google…for thinking of me as a candidate for “fuck buddy”.
Girl sucks Dog - G.R.O.S.S……the image that comes to mind…*PUKE*. Really, that is wrong on too many levels.
Fuck my black ass benoni come to my Place - Again, no words, that’s wrong wrong wrong!
I’m still trying to process these last few terms. Really.
Jan 10, 2012 @ 11:02:17
It’s like they go from bad to worse! Wow, ‘girl sucks dog?’ That more dodge then the ‘fuck my couch’ that I got. Sho…some people need help!
I do love ‘Santa devouring children,’ though, that gave me a giggle
I hope you’re doing ok and feeling better xx
Jan 10, 2012 @ 13:26:24
The writing is helping Sez, but yeah doing as well as can be expected. Thanks for the kind words
Jan 10, 2012 @ 12:51:52
“Santa devouring children”
Apparently he really does know who’s naughty or nice.